#COLLEGIATEHOTMESS

WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS SHE’S NO LONGER GOING TO HAVE DRUNKEN HOOKUPS

WHEN I’M HAMMERED AND TRY TO FLIRT ACROSS THE BAR

how I think it looks

how it actually probably looks

WHEN I GO OUT WITH SOMEONE THAT HAS NEVER DRANK WITH ME BEFORE

IT’S FRIDAY &HAPPY HOUR!!!!

quick—to the first bar you see

WHEN MY PARENTS ASK HOW MY GRADES ARE

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I SHOULD FOCUS ON MY STUDIES INSTEAD OF GOING OUT

I’m like

I WONDER HOW DRUNK I CAN GET AT LADY’S NIGHT AND STILL GET UP FOR MY MORNING CLASS TOMORROW?

WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS ASK HOW MY LOVE LIFE IS GOING

WAITING FOR CLASS TO END & HAPPY HOUR TO BEGIN

WHEN I FIND MY FRIENDS AFTER GETTING SEPARATED FROM THEM AT THE BAR