#COLLEGIATEHOTMESS

WHEN ALCOHOL RETURNS MY AFFECTIONS WITH A HORRIBLE HANGOVER

WHEN I CONVINCE MYSELF I WON’T GET TOO DRUNK IF I GO OUT

WHEN MY CRUSH AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING AT THE BAR AND I JUST TURN TO MY FRIENDS AND GO

WHEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT HOW TRASHED I’M GETTING ON MY WINE

WHO HERE HAS EVER FELT EXTREMELY EMBARRASSED OVER A NIGHT OF COLLEGIATE HOT MESS?

WHEN GUYS THINK TAKING OFF THEIR SHIRT SOMEHOW MAKES THEM SEEM TOUGHER

but really

I WANT TO DO THIS WHEN A TOUR GROUP WALKS BY ONE DAY

WHEN I ASK MY FRIEND IF SHE’S READY TO START DRINKING AND SAYS SHE’S WAITING FOR HER HANGOVER TO PASS

but I’m ready so I’m like

WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS IF I’M READY TO DRINK AS SOON AS WE WAKE UP

WHEN I WATCHED THE ROYAL WEDDING AND WASN’T QUITE READY TO ACCEPT I WOULDN’T BE MARRYING PRINCE WILLIAM